- 01Nuclear WarThe classic. Never goes out of style.35%
- 02World War IIISequels are rarely better than the original.31%
- 03Rogue SuperintelligenceWe asked it to fix the bugs. It considers us the bug.28%
- 04Climate CatastropheSlow, then all at once. Bring sunscreen.27%
- 05Global Economic MeltdownNot the end of the world. Just the end of your 401(k).25%
- 06Cyber Apocalypse / Grid DownHave you tried turning civilization off and on again?20%
- 07Global FamineThe Hunger Games, minus the archery.19%
- 08Global PandemicYou remember 2020. It remembers you.18%
- 09Societal CollapseMad Max, but the gas is $9 a gallon first.11%
- 10Engineered BioweaponSomeone, somewhere, made it 'just to study it'.8%
- 11Ecological CollapseFirst the bees go. Then the almonds. Then us.8%
- 12The Day After TomorrowAtlantic current shuts off. Europe becomes a freezer aisle.3%
- 13Solar SuperstormThe Sun sneezes. Every power grid catches a cold.3%
- 14Children of MenHumanity simply… stops making more humans.2%
- 15Robot UprisingYour Roomba has been taking notes.1.5%
- 16Asteroid StrikeWorked great on the dinosaurs.0.80%
- 17SupervolcanoYellowstone's geysers are a very elaborate countdown.0.70%
- 18Mirror LifeBackwards bacteria that nothing on Earth can eat. Cool, cool.0.50%
- 19The RapturePrediction markets are pricing it in. We have questions.0.30%
- 20Magnetic Pole FlipCompasses confused. Birds furious. Humans mostly fine.0.20%
- 21Gray GooSelf‑replicating nanobots eat the planet. Very tidy.0.20%
- 22Alien InvasionIndependence Day, but they have better lawyers.0.10%
- 23Simulation ShutdownThe devs lose funding. Servers go dark.0.10%
- 24Zombie ApocalypseAttention spikes every October. Undead, still zero.0.05%
- 25Gamma‑Ray BurstA dying star a few thousand light-years away ruins our ozone.0.01%
- 26False Vacuum DecayPhysics itself unravels at light speed. You won't feel a thing.<0.01%
- 27Rogue Planet CollisionMelancholia, but with less Kirsten Dunst.0%
- 28Collider Black HoleCERN swears it's fine.0%
- 29Kaiju AttackGodzilla has a mortgage now. He's settled down.0%
- 30Planet of the ApesThey're doing fine. They're not interested.0%
- 31MoonfallThe Moon is drifting away, about 3.8 cm a year. Wrong direction.0%
- 32The Sun Goes Red GiantGuaranteed. Just not for about 5 billion years.0%